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:: Love Chronicle ::
October 3, 2005

♥ Girls ♥
posted lovechronicle at 01:53 PM in ♥ poem ♥

Girls

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN.


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Anna (guest)

Comment posted on October 13th, 2006 at 11:43 PM
I love this poem. Can you tell me what "tula paki" means? Someone said it to me..

gfd (guest)

Comment posted on August 7th, 2006 at 04:25 AM
gdh ghg